Friday, December 4, 2009

Can a girl even pee?

First of all, I would like to warn those who have multiples, that age 3 is...ummm, not fun. Sure, they still say cute things & do funny things. But I'm gonna have to say that the majority of the time, I feel like I'm screaming my brains out. My throat is constantly sore. I feel like a bi^%#, but I'm totally at a loss.

Tonight, while trying to sneak in a pee, I hear Jasper saying, "Mama, I spit...mama, Jonah spit!" I hollered from the bathroom, "STOP SPITTING!" I went out to find their little card table soaked with juice. They (especially Jonah) thinks it is such a fun game to fill their mouths up with juice & spit it out. Oh, the joys. They just crack up hysterically. Me? Not so much. My house is a constant pig sty as it is, but when you add juice everywhere, it just plain sucks. Not to mention soggy french fries all over the floor.

It's very hard to tell, but this table was covered with juice
Look at Jonah's face..."La-de-da...I'm cleaning up my spit...this is such a fun game!"
And he was pretty wired all night. You can see he kept jumping off Nate's old suitcase from when he was a boy.

So friends...Cheers! I'm having a beer.

3 comments:

loren said...

You deserve a beer! Or a case of beer!!! BTDT with the juice thing, too.

Debbie said...

UGH - I have a juice spitter too...and a juice shaker, and a juice pourer, etc. Will we survive? Sometimes I wonder :0)

Lori said...

I love posts like this! Not because of what happened, but because I know I'm not alone. I feel like all I do is scream and tell them not to do things. I'm not the only one with a sore throat from yelling!