And so it begins...

DING DONG....

"Do you want your driveway shoveled?"

"No, my husband will do it."

I guess I need to put my sign back up:

"DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL. I do not want my driveway shoveled, I don't want to buy a Kirby Vacuum, I don't want to become a Jehovah's Witness, I don't want anything...UNLESS it is a million dollars with no strings attached. Otherwise, so help me God, if you wake my kids/me up from our nap, your shovel will end up in a place where foreign objects shouldn't be."

Do you think that would work? :)