To Joanna

Why can't I post a comment on your blog? I click "Post A Comment" and I get nuthin'! You banned me, didn't you? Was it my in-appropriate remarks on there or the fact that I'm number one? Hee, hee. You know I'm just kidding.

To all the other loves who are reading this, Joanna is a part of the "Smith Family Biggest Loser" competition. You've read stories about her before. She's not very far behind me, and let me say, she's smokin'! She had her skinny jeans on tonight. Wowsa! She wants us to take a road trip to celebrate our new bodies, this summer. Let's do it! You said, "East Coast or West Coast." I say both. I've always wanted to visit New York or California. What do you think? They probably wouldn't understand your southern accent in New York.