What a day!

And it's only 8:43 AM!

Let me say that my kids have been waking up early. It's been between 7:30 & 7:45. I don't get them out of bed until 8, though. I usually wake to Jasper screaming, "NO!" My kids LOVE to taunt each other. If one says something, the other says it in a louder, whinier voice. Then begins the cycle of screaming & whining because they don't want to hear the other one say anything at all.

I went and got Isabel out of bed & took her in the boys' room to change her diaper & clothes. The changing table is in there. Yep, I still use the changing table. They hang off of it, but it gets the job done. I pulled the boys' curtains back. Jonah hates this. He yells. Oh, forgot to say that Jasper had no pants or diaper on. I forgot the tape again last night. So I was changing Iz & all the sudden I hear a loud stream of pee. Jasper was peeing all over the carpet & his bed. And it was a long pee too. Almost like he decided to hold it all night & let it go this morning. Lovely!

I cleaned the floor & finished getting Iz ready. The whole time I was putting her clothes on, she was saying, "Boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots." She is obsessed with boots! She needs an intervention. And trust me, she'll say that freakin word 96 times! I put her in the living room & got Jonah. He was okay to get dressed, but he hates to have his hair combed. I have to work fast. I got done with him & put him in the living room.

I picked up my pantless, peeing Jasper. I put him on the changing table & took his paci out. He freaked. They have only ever had paci's at nap & night time. But Jasper hates to give it up. So he is screaming, "PACI! NO! PACI!" I'm trying to put his jeans on & he is pulling up his legs. You wanna talk about firing me up. I finally straighten out his legs & get his d$#n jeans on! I put him in the living room & he throws himself down & tries to break the gate. I picked his butt up & stuck him on the couch.

They are now in the living room eating their cereal & watching TV. I have to get in the shower because they have therapy at 10 am. Oh please, be good for Miss Janet.

I definitely have to get out tonight. And maybe get put on some blood pressure medicine!